joe jonas quotes and experience ~

Getting double grounded is the toughest. It's like, "What can they take away now?"

In kindergarten, I didn't know what to say to the girl I liked, so I blurted out, "I like your red marker.' It was dumb.

I don't like it when a girl says, "I'm so tired." It's like, "Let's go have fun!"

Guys just want to kiss you, not your makeup, so too much lip gloss is not good idea! Kisses are perfect in front of a sunset. And I think it's better to be alone if it's your first kiss in a new relationship. Everyone else doesn't need to see it.

(About the song "Hold On") You can be in any situation, but you're holding on because you don't want to give up on love. Say you're in a terrible situation...you can always find the light if you look hard enough.

(about flirting) Keep it playful for as long as you can--that's more fun. When you immediately tell your friend, 'Hey, tell him I like him,' that kind of kills it. I like it when it's like, "Let's just have fun with it for a while."

I think it's really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that. I try to stay away from drama! I walked up to two girls in an airport looking atPopstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, "Oh, I love those magazines!" and I walked away. They were freaked out! I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes. My favorite flirty line is, "Hey, did you drop this?" Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, "It fell out of your hair." (about the song Hold on) " The song Hold on can be about anything. Like if you're waiting in line for a resturant you're going to or whatever and you're just like "OHHH" hold on! Or like..say you're riding you're bike done the street and a tire pops, hold on.....to you're bike...This is hold on..I need to figure out what the song is really about! (after hitting Nick with plastic bat) "I'm not angry. I have never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is people videorecording me. Making me mad. NOW TURN IT OFF!" Joe: I just found out the other day that like putting a pop tart in the microwave or oven taste so much better. Nick: Yeah he just found that out! Joe: I thought it was the way they were supposed to be made! Nick: They're called POP tarts Joe: Yeah but you-I, I Didn't expect. Oh you know that it doesn't say in the instuctions to put it in the oven or microwaveNick: Yes It does Kevin: Yeah It does Nick: That's the whole back of the box Joe: An egg doesn't say crack this. It doesn't say that does It? Nick: No, because you don't have to do that! Joe: "Rice Moves Joe" Oh it says Nice Moves. I was like "Rice Moves?" What kind of rice is that? Don't eat It! Joe:You Know what always Gets Rid Of A sore Throat? Girl:What? Joe:A Bowl Of sugar Girl:A Bowl Of sugar?Joe: Pour Water On It And Just Drink It.My Mom tried It With Me Once Kevin: And Then He Turned Out The Way He Did so I Don't Know If You Really Want To Try It. If bullies see that they're not affecting you, it won't be fun for them. I'm always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.